Rejects: The Movie (x)

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

(via presidentmarshmallows)

dandylyingwishes:

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

(via borinq)

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(via dylanharries)

alltimewentz:

Snapchatting your friends

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Snapchatting the bae

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(via twinking)

Guys ive still got a couple of forms yo print and get my parents to sign plus another check. The first fay is tmrw. School hasnt even started and im already procrastinating and getting slightly stressed about it.

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

(via asian)

diamoncls:

when a hot guy walks by

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(via trust)

sarahnitson:

typac:

typac:

ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12

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aren’t you forgetting someone

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(via humorking)

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

(via beyoncevevo)

*on first date*
me: you look nothing like your faceq icon

yankeesama:

vamoladokidoki:

spatulasinspace:

niggawitamacbook:

Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers.

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They aren’t drunk…

honey, nobody wears that outfit sober

(via anotherfirebender)